A Christmas to Remember

Is it just me, or has this been one strange Christmas Season. First, Pope Benedict gets tackled by a crazed lady during Christmas Eve Mass. Honestly, why would anyone do that to an 82 year old man who trying to promote peace and good will. If I was Catholic, I’d be very upset with the Vatican Guards. This lady came into their house and tried to embarrass their leader. All I’m saying is that this woman better not come over to our house and try to embarrass President Monson because she will be schooled in some old fashioned respect. Heck, we’ll just have Donny Osmond pull out a can of whoop a** on this crazy lady and beat her into submission with that mirror-ball trophy he won on “Dancing with the Stars.”

Second, what’s up with Umar “I Wearing Superpants” Abdulmutallab? This guy is a college graduate and he decides to put explosives in his underwear! Dude, do you honestly think that you’ll get 72 virgins in the next life for wearing a diaper made by al-Qaeda! If you want to fight me because I’m a Christian-American-White-Male then lets settle this fight on the battlefield, and not on a civilian aircraft. I’ll even give you a junky Russian made RPG to fight against me and my American made M16. I’m certain I’ll drop you with one shot before you even have a chance to yell “Allahu Akbar.” Hey, if you want an explosion in your underpants then just buy a large bowl of Wendy’s chili!

Third, how about the Christmas gift President Obama and Congress is trying to give us this year? Brilliant idea, let’s put our country into more debt while we’re in a massive recession. I think I’d rather have a lump of coal then this gift! The last time I checked, our country can’t even payback the cash they borrowed from China. Two long wars, the bailing out of Wall Street bums, and a 787 billion dollar Economic Stimulus Bill took everything we had, and then some.

Does anyone actually believe that politicians meddling in health care will save this country money? Please give me one example of a government program that saved money and made a problem better? The Welfare System, Social Security and Medicare – do I need I say more. I’ve got a good idea, have people earn the government health they desperately want. I even know who they can talk to about a respectable job that gives complete insurance coverage (health, life and dental). It’s simple, talk to a recruiter and enlist in the military.

Hey people thanks for letting me rant! For what it is worth, I had a remarkable Christmas Holiday this year. I witnessed a true miracle on Christmas Eve. The story starts with my family and me who were returning home from a nice party at the In-Laws. This is when I witnessed an angelic view from the highway. Like a beacon it the darkness, I beheld a new structure that was shining in the night. I almost crashed into the construction barriers when I realized what I observed. I quickly exited the road and drove toward this wondrous site. We pulled into the parking lot and happily realized it was open for business. Yes, we entered this remarkable structure and did not have to wait behind a single person for our order to be taken. This is when I was overcome with joy and almost started crying. I have waited my entire 40+ years of existence for this dream to become reality.

I can now testify that God does answer prayers because I witnessed a true miracle on Christmas Eve. This was the day when my family and I discovered a new In-n-Out Burger in our hometown!